breathlesspics

And just like that, it was like I never existed

isaykonnichiwa

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

drinklust
likeshesg0ld:

Yours, Mine, And Ours Decanter Set

likeshesg0ld:

Yours, Mine, And Ours Decanter Set

ohteenscanrelate
shliten

I see nothing wrong here.

iwantcupcakes
tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive
D-ESTINNY

kaliforhnia:

I can’t stand slow texters I would rather eat black licorice than wait on your slow ass to text me back.

kaliforhnia
yungspic:

u know he dead

yungspic:

u know he dead

hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

spectacularuniverse

cliffsfords:

damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob

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nailemojis
hateable